World's first sp3rm racing competitors talk trash before big competition

In a bold and unconventional event set to take place today, April 25, at the Hollywood Palladium, two sperm donorsTristan from the University of Southern California (USC) and Asher from the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA)will face off in what is being billed as the worlds first live sperm race. The spectacle, already generating buzz for its mix of science and showmanship, will see the two mens sperm samples race through a simulated female reproductive tract designed with chemical cues and fluid dynamics to mirror the real thing. Organisers expect over 1,000 attendees to watch the event unfold live. Ahead of the race, both contestants appeared on TMZ Live to share their preparations and exchange verbal jabs. Tristan, touting his medical results, claimed significantly higher testosterone levels, declaring it a decisive advantage that would help his sperm beat Ashers to the finish line. Asher, however, dismissed the claim and maintained confidence in his chances.  The event is the latest promotional stunt from a startup looking to fuse fertility science with public engagement. The race includes rigorous pre-event lab testing and is framed around serious scientific principles, though it's presented in an entertainment format. Both competitors noted that lifestyle choices, including clean diets and temporary abstinence, were part of their training regimeslikening their discipline to that of professional athletes preparing for high-stakes competition. The sperm race will be initiated with a synchronized start, adding a theatrical layer to what is, at its core, a biologically inspired contest.